Wisdom from my sister advocates

Learned this wonderful poem last week from my sisters and brothers in advocacy, so I figured I'd share it with you!

You can get pregnant in a car.
You can get pregnant in a bar.
You can get pregnant on a hill.
You can get pregnant on The Pill.
You can get pregnant near or far,
It doesn't matter who you are.
You can get pregnant in a house.
You can get pregnant by a louse.
You can get pregnant here or there,
You can get pregnant anywhere.
In a plane or on a train,
In a box or with a fox,
Standing up or sitting down,
It matters not when sperm's around.
You can get pregnant if you're raped,
Science truths you can't escape.
I do not like the awful lies
That hurt the ones who it implies
Can control their conception
Through "legitimate rape" sperm detection.
You should never lead our sacred land
If "anti-science" is your plan.
I do not like what you've been sayin'
I do not like it, Mr. Akin!

--Christie Cane