You might be a downtown diva when...
- Everybody knows your name when you go into one of the stores.
- Shopkeepers can jokingly threaten, "I know where you live!" because, well, you live right above them!
- The bartender knows exactly what you're going to order before you place the order.
- You avoid the bathrooms at the concert venues and instead dash home where you know the bathroom is clean.
- You can feel superior to everyone else by "buying local" because the "local" is right below you.
- You give directions to your place like this: "Just drive to the [insert name here] shop. Then look up."
- The proprietress at the art gallery saves some of the new arrivals for you because she knows you can't do without them...and then gives you a discount.
- You have leftovers after eating out and instead of packing a cooler, you just run them home.
- You justify high-end purchases by reasoning you at least saved on gas costs. (Hmmm...Thai jewelry from the cute little art gallery? Well, I didn't drive, so I saved money on gas...yes please!?
- You determine whether or not you're going out for the night by looking out the window and seeing the crowd that's out.
