It's a vagina, stupid!

Maybe I'm just a crazy little monologist who's even more crazy now due to Hell Week (the play is this week), but...

I filed a Cosmo at my library, and the cover says "Your Vajayjay: What You Need to Know."
I have heard some of my friends call my play "the monologues."
One of my gynecologists once told me she had to check "down there."

Now, thanks to my experience in my play, I can tell these people with complete abandon:

IT'S A VAGINA, STUPID!!!

Even though we're a pretty open culture, naming something that's a part of over half the population's bodies is still considered taboo. Thankfully I'm not like most people!