For married folks only!

Truth is not only stronger and stranger than fiction, it's grosser than fiction.

Go here for something truly disgusting in the realm of women's health: http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm.

Who would use Lysol (that stuff you use to clean the bathroom and kitchen with the really malodorous smell) as a feminine hygiene product?? And how in the world could anyone say it's "safe" or think it's at all okay to put...well, down there?? Ick. Glad I don't live in that time. I'd rather "lose my romantic air" than put Lysol in me.

And check out that advertisement "for married folks only." Yeah...your husband will be real happy to have you do something that could possibly harm your health to maintain your, um, freshness.